give me an inch, ill give you a foot. give me a foot, ill give you a yard. give me a yard, ill give you a mile. give me a mile, ill give you a continent. give me a continent, ill give you the world. give me the world, ill give you the galaxy. give me the galaxy, and ill give you the universe.
-Tyler Alexander Alcala
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Stripperland (2011)
When There’s No More Room on the Pole, Strippers Will Walk the Earth!
Zombie stripper chicks are out to get you!
A Zombieland (2009) Parody… mixed with Doghouse (2009)… Two films ruined by this mockery.
Juvenile and corny, all the women of the world are turned into brain hungry monsters. Words cannot express my anger towards this blasphemy. Talk about ruining zombies and my love for hot undead strippers, much like in Zombie Strippers! (2008)- those bitches/pornstars were damn sexy. The zombie babes in this comedy were crap… and so was this entire film.
This was a cheap and pathetic attempt at comedy.
A great work of art done by the great artist Drew Struzan.
To own this would be part of a living dream.
Don’t ya love her madly
Don’t ya need her badly
Don’t ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don’t ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don’t ya love her face
Don’t ya love her as she’s walkin’ out the door
Like she did one thousand times before
Don’t ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don’t ya love her as she’s walkin’ out the door
All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
Yeah, don’t you love her
Don’t you love her as she’s walkin’ out the door
All your love
All your love
All your love
Yeah, all your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
Well, don’t ya love her madly
Don’t ya love her madly
Don’t ya love her madly
There will never be another one like you.
There will never be another one
Who can do the things you do, oh!
Will you give another chance?
Will you try, little try?
Please stop and you’ll remember
We were together, anyway All right!
And if you have a certain evening
You could lend to me,
I’d give it all right back to you.
Know how it has to be with you.
I know your moves and your mind,
And your mind, and your mind,
And your mind, and your mind,
And your mind, and you’re mine!
A-will you stop to think and wonder
Just what you’ll see
Out on the trainyard nursing penitentiary?
It’s gone, I cry out long.
Play it, brother.
Did you stop it to consider how it will feel,
Cold grindin’ grizzly bear jaws hot on your heels?
Do you often stop and whisper in Saturday’s shore
“The whole world’s a Savior?”
Who could ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ask for more?
Do you remember?
Will you stop, will you stop the pain?
And there will never be another one like you.
There will never be another one
Who can do the things you do, oh!
Will you give another chance?
Will you try a little try?
Please stop and you’ll remember
We were together, anyway All right!
How you must of think and wondered,
How I must feel
Out on the meadows
While you’re on the field?
I’m alone for you, and I cry.
He’s sweatin’, look at him
Optical promise
(Heh, heh, heh.)
You’ll be dead and in hell before I’m born
Sure thing
Bridesmaid
The only solution —
Isn’t it amazing?
i had a very strange dream. i had a dream that i was working at my crappy security job and i saw the kid thar threw the glass bottle at my head and i chased him and he ran around this corner and when i turned the corner, he was gone, and suddenly i started to forget everything. almost like i was giving myself amnesia. it started to hurt my head and i was screaming because there were things i didnt want to lose, but they were all going. then this car pulls up and i couldnt see who it was or even tell and they walked up to me and grabbed my hand and asked if i was ok and all i knew was my name. and how to talk. and i said “i dont know” and i turned my head and they were gone. i started to walk away when i heard someone and i turned around and there was nothing there. and then just as i turned to walk away again, i woke up.
so, i was driving home tonight from work, and keep in mind, i drive a loud 70s muscle car, and i passed stockdale and continued down calloway. i was driving a little aggressively and layin on the throttle a little bit and was just enjoying myself a bit and suddenly he starts riding my tail. cuz he originally was in the opposite lane from me. so i passed my neighborhood and made a right on to brimhall and suddenly he does the same and he gets back on my tail again so i continue to go straight, and then i lay in to the throttle again and hit like 60 or 70 and then just coast til i randomly turn into this neighborhood and he suddenly quickly turns into the same neighborhood. i was like wtf??? so i saw the street came to an end and you could turn left or right so i turned on my left turn signal and at the very last second i turn right and he ends up turning left and almost running into a dead end and breaks all hard and i slowed down and watched in my rear view mirror and he just sat there for a sec so i just bailed outta there. stupid security dood in his stupid truck. you fail!!! bahahahahaha.
i got the job i applied for. im so ecstatic about it that i cant contain myself right not. ill be able to finally afford to do the things i wanna do and not have to worry about wether or not ill make it to my next paycheck. gonna be making enough money to pull myself out of this financial hole im stuck in and fix up my car so its roadworthy, and make it a comfortable driving vehicle. it will be very nice. also, ill be able to save to move out of here. but best of all, i have been waiting for the opportunity to surprise someone with something and now, ill be able to do so without a doubt. i will now work til 6 then have my weeknights off and be able to spend time with people and especially friday nights. hopefully ill get to turn those in to date nights. that would be perfect. i may have to work a saturday once in awhile, but thats no big deal. as long as i have my weeknights and weekends, then im good, cuz those are going to be the most crucial hours for me right now especially when school starts up. im so happy right now. im already starting to gain muscle back since ive been going to the gym lately, im getting this kickass job, and because of that, i feel a trillion times better about myself. i dont feel so miserable because im not stuck at that dead end low paying job anymore. confidance has now shot through the roof, and i intend to get my life back where it was and make people happy and be that special person in a certain special someones life. just trying to be patient on that one, but i know i wont screw things up anymore. i wont have any reason to be bitter. i will be happy. i may end up being tired some days, but that wont keep me down. im too happy about my work status now because i dont feel like im wasting my time anymore. i feel like im going to be doing something productive for me. life will be very good soon. hopefully in the very near future. and i REALLY hope the dream i had last night comes true, but that stays confidential til it actually does happen. because its the whole reason i woke up in such a good mood in the first place. off to work my few shifts at this stupid job and then sayonara crap job, hello good high paying job :)
Samuel L. Jackson Reads “Go the F*** to Sleep”
“Mr. Jackson, this child is obviously already asle—OH MY GOD, YOU’VE KILLED HIM.”
